Steve Squatch aka Steve the Skunk Ape

👣 Has worked at Bigfoot & Co. | 🎓 Studied Cryptozoology at Sasquatch University | 🌲 Lives in the Pacific Northwest | 🗺️ From the Himalayan Forests | 🎂 Born on February 29, 1832

Education and Work

Bigfoot & Co.
Chief Hiding Officer (CHO)
Jan 1900 - Present
Responsibilities include strategic concealment, footprint management, and blurry photo ops.

Sasquatch University
Cryptozoology
Class of 1850
Graduated Summa Cum Laude with a thesis on "Advanced Evasion Techniques in the Modern Age"

Bigfoot Research Institute
Visiting Professor of Mysteriousness
Courses Taught: "Advanced Footprint Making," "Intro to Human Avoidance"

Cryptozoology Corp.
Consultant for Mythical Creature Branding
Notable Projects: "Chupacabra: From Goat Sucker to Global Icon," "Mothman's Makeover: A New Look for a New Era"

U.S. Forest Service
Honorary Park Ranger
Duties: Conducting "Squatch Walks" for adventurous tourists, leaving strategic footprints to keep the legend alive.

Check-Ins

Bluff Creek, California
Filming Location of the Famous Patterson–Gimlin Bigfoot Footage
"Just reenacting my big screen debut. 🎥🦶 #TBT"

Sasquatch Music Festival, The Gorge Amphitheatre, Washington
"Rocking out at my namesake festival. 🎸🎶 These humans sure know how to party!"

Bigfoot Trap, Applegate Lake, Oregon
"Visiting the world's only Bigfoot trap. 🪤 Gotta admit, it's a bit cozy in here!"

Life Events

🎉 Celebrated 188th Birthday
February 29, 2020
"Another leap year, another birthday. 🎂 Feeling blessed to have spent 47 wonderful years on this Earth! 😉"

🌿 50th Anniversary of the Patterson–Gimlin Bigfoot Sighting
October 20, 2017
"Can't believe it's been 50 years since my big debut! 🎥👣 Here's to many more years of blurry sightings and evasive maneuvers!"

👪 Annual Bigfoot Family Reunion
August 15, 2019
"Great catching up with the fam at our yearly gathering! 🦶👣 Swapped stories, compared footprint sizes, and shared our favorite hiding spots. Until next time, my fellow 'Squatches!"

Sasquatch's Wall

Chupacabra: Hey Squatchy, thanks for the invite to the annual Cryptid Cookout! I'll bring my famous "Goat Goulash." Just don't tell the humans what's in it! 😉🐐

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Sasquatch: Can't wait to try your "Goat Goulash," Chupa! I'll bring my world-famous "Bigfoot Berry Pie." The secret ingredient is a berry so rare, even I have trouble finding it! 🍇🥧

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Mothman: Yo Bigfoot, I heard you've been leaving some pretty impressive footprints lately. Wanna have a friendly competition to see who can freak out the most campers? 😈🦋

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Sasquatch: Oh, it's on, Mothy! Loser has to wear an "I ❤️ Humans" t-shirt to the next Cryptid Convention. Get ready to glow in defeat! 😎🌿

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Nessie: Squatch, my man! You up for a swim? I've got a new spot in Loch Ness that's perfect for our next underwater photoshoot. 📸🌊

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Sasquatch: I'm always down for a dip, Ness! Just let me know when and where. I'll bring my waterproof camera and some fish snacks! 🐟😋

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Jersey Devil: Hey Biggy, thanks for your help this weekend with the aerial photography shoot. Wanna be my muse for a "Cryptids from Above" series in the future? @GaryTheGray thanks for letting us use the UFO bud!😈📷

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Sasquatch: Sure thing, J.D.! Just make sure you catch my good side. And if you see any bald spots, it's just a bad fur day, okay? 🦶💨

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Yeti: Cousin Squatch! I'm planning an expedition to the Himalayas next month. Care to join me for some high-altitude shenanigans? ❄️🏔️

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Sasquatch: I'm in, Yeti! It's been too long since we've had a family adventure. Let's show those mountain climbers what real Abominable Snowmen look like! 😂⛄

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